What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:44
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.